The mysterious sudden deaths of more than a thousand fish along the Ottawa River continue to baffle government officials.

"It's like a jigsaw puzzle." Except the pieces of the jigsaw puzzle are dead fish.

Insect experts are baffled, as well as perplexed by the gigantic yellow jacket nests that are being discovered in "old barns, unoccupied houses, cars and underground cavities".

Or rather, gigantic nests of yellow jackets. When we get nests of gigantic yellow jackets I'm going to run screaming.