According to this article, the "disappearance of bees has many scientists baffled". The solution to this problem is so obvious I'm surprised no one noticed it before. Ask the scientists who aren't baffled what is going on! Sheesh!

Hey guess what. Seabirds are dying. And sentences are getting shorter. "Scientists Baffled" used in headline. That part's good.

The mysterious sudden deaths of more than a thousand fish along the Ottawa River continue to baffle government officials.

"It's like a jigsaw puzzle." Except the pieces of the jigsaw puzzle are dead fish.