According to this article, the "disappearance of bees has many scientists baffled". The solution to this problem is so obvious I'm surprised no one noticed it before. Ask the scientists who aren't baffled what is going on! Sheesh!

Hey guess what. Seabirds are dying. And sentences are getting shorter. "Scientists Baffled" used in headline. That part's good.

Uh, oh. A bird flu outbreak and bafflement do not go well together.

Less sunlight is reaching the Earth, but we're still warming. Thus, scientists are baffled.