"The town's high incidence of twins has baffled fertility experts -- underscoring a more regional twin trend and an array of elaborate African rituals around them." Baffled

Uh, oh. A bird flu outbreak and bafflement do not go well together.

Insect experts are baffled, as well as perplexed by the gigantic yellow jacket nests that are being discovered in "old barns, unoccupied houses, cars and underground cavities".

Or rather, gigantic nests of yellow jackets. When we get nests of gigantic yellow jackets I'm going to run screaming.

A San Antonio "red oak tree has baffled tree experts, water specialists and nursery professionals" because water is squirting out of the trunk.

"A fish ... with teeth that look like they belong to a human has baffled wildlife officials"

I told you people that genetic engineering was bad! What's next, fish with arms and legs?