A San Antonio "red oak tree has baffled tree experts, water specialists and nursery professionals" because water is squirting out of the trunk.

Insect experts are baffled, as well as perplexed by the gigantic yellow jacket nests that are being discovered in "old barns, unoccupied houses, cars and underground cavities".

Or rather, gigantic nests of yellow jackets. When we get nests of gigantic yellow jackets I'm going to run screaming.

The mysterious sudden deaths of more than a thousand fish along the Ottawa River continue to baffle government officials.

"It's like a jigsaw puzzle." Except the pieces of the jigsaw puzzle are dead fish.

"Muck spreading on nearby fields has been put forward as a possible cause" for the "horrific" swarm of common flies. "But experts say there is no proof to back up this theory."

What proof do you need? We're talking muck here.